One day a man was drowning in the water and the boat came by and he said "do you need anyhelp?" and he said "no thank you god will save me" and another boat came by, said "do you need any help?" and he said "no thank you god will save me"  "then he drowned and went to heaven and he said "god why didn't you save me?" and god said, "i sent you 2 big boats you dummy"